in-love-with-gay-milk:

jakemalik:

how to have a great start to your day

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step 2:

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Have a really hot almost naked guy fall out of your bed? Sounds about right.




firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me




slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq)



we were literally sitting in the front seats on our phones when the cop rolled up and said somebody called to complain that we were having sex in the Denny’s parking lot and he made us get out of the vehicle and give him our information like what the fuck



the most action I got today was an over the shirt boob grab and this is what I get???