decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

i want a sugar mama in my life

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not what i had in mind but she will do

(Source: snorlaxatives)



vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 



whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.



hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL




timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(Source: pkmnprofessor-sycamore)



hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image



desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups)